Panini Sandwich Recipe
Take 2.2 healthy young adults without regard to sexual
orientation
Or inclination toward forethought of grief, add 1.9 adorable
healthy
Children without regard to fetal personhood or depth of adoptive
Gene pool. Marinate 12.5-15.2 years in a whipped roux of
soccer
Games, dance classes, wardrobe standoffs. Blend without
warning
Into waterspouts of hormones, substance abuse, and mood
disorders.
Stir frequently on medium heat until brain maturity, moveout,
or self-
Destruction, whichever comes first. Store in the care of the
universe
At 35.2 to 40.7 degrees Fahrenheit for 6.5 to 9.8 days of
redemptive
Travel to Martinique celebrating 22.7 to 27.5 years of a marriage
that
Has had water damage and mold growing under the floorboards
for 8.1
To 9.8 years. (Note: removing lid from family cauldron is at
own risk.)
Desperately rummage in the heart for a vat of 87-102 gallons
capacity
Or more; decant existing mixture into this container, while pretending
To ignore what’s coming: 1.2 to 3.9 aging parents, arbitrarily
tossed
In the vat with 1.1 to 3.8 individually-flavored cups of
dementia, 1.2
Gallons of elder indigence, keeping 2.3 cases of geriatric
care in the
Basement because you know that shit’s going to hit the fan
too. Chill
The full catastrophe to consistency of tomato aspic. Spread
liberally
Or conservatively, it doesn’t matter, between two
generational slices,
Season to taste with the death of lifelong friends, the
longing for secure
Retirement, and random sentences of prostatectomy and
hysterectomy.
Place in UL-approved nuclear-family heated press, apply force
enough
To crack 1.7 egoic minds and 1.9 contracted hearts. Serve
with gratitude.
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